Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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