windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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