He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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