so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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