I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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