Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
handjob tips. give me some.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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