Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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