Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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