Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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