we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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