i don't like sucking hair
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Bring me that man meat
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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