On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize