Just cropdusted the office
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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