That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Randomize
