She is in my trunk
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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