Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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