How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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