New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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