guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
