Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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