New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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