bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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