it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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