That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
The best revenge is premature balding
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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