We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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