That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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