i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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