I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
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If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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