I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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