On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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