How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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