I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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