I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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