what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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