More tranny stories later!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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