do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You don't make any sense
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