I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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