we have officially lost it.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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