If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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