I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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