did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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