no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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