sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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