I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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