you win again, gameday.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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