smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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