so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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