i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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