What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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