TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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