Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
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It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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