Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Randomize
